tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-72042991969142184682024-03-13T22:08:22.953-07:00MaxNormal.TVMaxNormal.TVhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02718253642175208237noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7204299196914218468.post-32535210472638769812008-01-12T18:37:00.000-08:002008-12-01T09:23:14.516-08:00MaxNormal.TV Krismis Time!<span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dear Everyone</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">MNTV</span> has some cool <span style="font-weight: bold;">KRISMIS SPESILS</span> running at the moment featuring:<br />-Our hand-made <span style="font-weight: bold;">CHOMMIE TOYS!</span><br />-And our controversial <span style="font-weight: bold;">GOMMIE POSTERS!<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br /></span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">CHOMMIE TOYS</span><br />These <span style="font-weight: bold;">boutique toys</span> </span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >hand-made by <span style="font-weight: bold;">Max Normal </span>and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Yo-landi Visser</span> </span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >are all numbered, limited-edition collectors items.<br />Each <span style="font-weight: bold;">CHOMMIE TOY</span> has its own unique personality and special powers.<br />Have a look on </span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><a href="http://www.maxnormal.tv/">www.maxnormal.tv</a> to see which <span style="font-weight: bold;">CHOMMIE TOY</span> is most like you!<br /><span style="font-size:78%;"></span></span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(Click on images to see enlarged versions)</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xp7j0Kmvq2s/STP5S5xzDQI/AAAAAAAAAGY/h_jyGEKw6ds/s1600-h/chommie+toys.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 278px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xp7j0Kmvq2s/STP5S5xzDQI/AAAAAAAAAGY/h_jyGEKw6ds/s400/chommie+toys.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274833691723631874" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span>CHOMMIE TOYS: R300<br /></span></span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:78%;">Hand-made plush toy.</span></span><br /><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:78%;">Toys stand between 16cm and 22cm tall.</span></span><br /><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:78%;">Only 50 of each available.<br /></span></span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:78%;">Price excludes postage.</span></span><br /><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:78%;">(Special offer from 1st December to 24 December 2008 -Normal price: R500)</span></span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;" > </span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />GOMMIE POSTERS</span><br />These fun controversial posters<span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>are designed, signed and numbered by <span style="font-weight: bold;">Max Normal.<br /></span></span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />1-WHITE RACIST WEED-SMOKING DEVIL-WORSHIPING GOMMIES</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xp7j0Kmvq2s/STP3ppCTtDI/AAAAAAAAAGI/PU-WynBheCI/s1600-h/WHITE+RACIST+GOMMIES+%28for+blog%29.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 142px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xp7j0Kmvq2s/STP3ppCTtDI/AAAAAAAAAGI/PU-WynBheCI/s400/WHITE+RACIST+GOMMIES+%28for+blog%29.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274831883343213618" border="0" /></a></span> <p style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">From left to right:</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">EUGENE TERROR</span> farts all the time. It is difficult to listen to what <span style="font-weight: bold;">EUGENE TERROR</span> is saying because of the smell.</span></p><p style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold;">VRIKKIE TERROR</span> likes rocking his irie devil worshipping robe.<br /></p> <p style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">PATRICIA TERROR</span> likes to stay in shape. Even though <span style="font-weight: bold;">PATRICIA</span> has had 3 kids, she still looks damn good. </span></p><p style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">BUK EN DRUK</span> like girls. Girls don’t like <span style="font-weight: bold;">BUK EN DRUK</span> because they hold hands.</span></p><p style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold;">PATRICIA</span> is<span style="font-weight: bold;"> BUK, DRUK’S</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">VRIKKIE'S</span> mom and also their sister.<br /></p><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-family: arial;"> </span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">2-COLOURED GANGSTER GOMMIES<br /></span></span><a style="font-family: arial;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xp7j0Kmvq2s/STQWwkOn6vI/AAAAAAAAAG4/8FNDFewjt_Q/s1600-h/COLOURED+GANGSTER+GOMMIES%28blog%29.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 142px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xp7j0Kmvq2s/STQWwkOn6vI/AAAAAAAAAG4/8FNDFewjt_Q/s400/COLOURED+GANGSTER+GOMMIES%28blog%29.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274866087172238066" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >From left to right:</span> <p style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">DOM JAN</span> kills people. His number is 27.</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">DUPPIE</span> steals things. His number is 26.</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">JOHNNY MONGREL</span> tells <span style="font-weight: bold;">DOM JAN</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold;">DUPPIE</span> what to do. If you don’t listen to <span style="font-weight: bold;">JOHNNY MONGREL</span> he will kill you and eat your heart.</span></p> <span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">3-BLACK VOODOO GOMMIES</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xp7j0Kmvq2s/STP4HHY2BZI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/m90-gyL6uvs/s1600-h/BLACK+VOODOO+GOMMIES+%28blog%29.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 142px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xp7j0Kmvq2s/STP4HHY2BZI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/m90-gyL6uvs/s400/BLACK+VOODOO+GOMMIES+%28blog%29.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274832389707007378" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span> <p style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">From left to right:</span></p> <p style="font-weight: bold; font-family: arial;font-family:arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">WOMAN GIVING BIRTH TO CHIMPANZEE.</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">JACOB</span> likes to play with the little broken girl. The little broken girl is sick. <span style="font-weight: bold;">JACOB</span> has a shower after he plays with her so that he also doesn’t get sick.</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;">Use a condom or the <span style="font-weight: bold;">TOKOLOSHE</span> will get you!<br /></span></p><p style="font-family: arial;" face="arial" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">GOMMIE POSTERS: R250</span><br />High quality print on 160 gram card.<br />Size: 21cm x 59cm</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:78%;">Only 1000 of each available.<br /></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:78%;">Price excludes postage.</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /></span></span></p> <span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >To order these </span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >proudly South African products </span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >contact:<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">info@maxnormal.tv</span></span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ></span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><br /><br /></span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span>MaxNormal.TVhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02718253642175208237noreply@blogger.com