MNTV has some cool KRISMIS SPESILS running at the moment featuring:
-Our hand-made CHOMMIE TOYS!
-And our controversial GOMMIE POSTERS!
CHOMMIE TOYS
These boutique toys hand-made by Max Normal and Yo-landi Visser are all numbered, limited-edition collectors items.
Each CHOMMIE TOY has its own unique personality and special powers.
Have a look on www.maxnormal.tv to see which CHOMMIE TOY is most like you!
(Click on images to see enlarged versions)
CHOMMIE TOYS: R300Hand-made plush toy.
Toys stand between 16cm and 22cm tall.
Only 50 of each available.
Price excludes postage.
(Special offer from 1st December to 24 December 2008 -Normal price: R500)
GOMMIE POSTERS
These fun controversial posters are designed, signed and numbered by Max Normal.
1-WHITE RACIST WEED-SMOKING DEVIL-WORSHIPING GOMMIES
From left to right:
EUGENE TERROR farts all the time. It is difficult to listen to what EUGENE TERROR is saying because of the smell.
VRIKKIE TERROR likes rocking his irie devil worshipping robe.
PATRICIA TERROR likes to stay in shape. Even though PATRICIA has had 3 kids, she still looks damn good.
BUK EN DRUK like girls. Girls don’t like BUK EN DRUK because they hold hands.
PATRICIA is BUK, DRUK’S and VRIKKIE'S mom and also their sister.
2-COLOURED GANGSTER GOMMIES
From left to right: DOM JAN kills people. His number is 27.
DUPPIE steals things. His number is 26.
JOHNNY MONGREL tells DOM JAN and DUPPIE what to do. If you don’t listen to JOHNNY MONGREL he will kill you and eat your heart.
3-BLACK VOODOO GOMMIES
From left to right:
WOMAN GIVING BIRTH TO CHIMPANZEE.
JACOB likes to play with the little broken girl. The little broken girl is sick. JACOB has a shower after he plays with her so that he also doesn’t get sick.
Use a condom or the TOKOLOSHE will get you!
GOMMIE POSTERS: R250
High quality print on 160 gram card.
Size: 21cm x 59cm
Only 1000 of each available.
Price excludes postage.
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